E ach week the Three Bridge staff is scouring the Twitternet to bring you the best tweets from the Bay Area’s pro athletes. Every Friday we publish the best: be they hysterical, sad, or downright motivational.

We start things off with one of the hottest players on the best Bay Area team at the moment…

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The A’s aren’t even playing the Red Sox (yet), but Josh Reddick is already calling them out? Let’s just hope Reddick doesn’t end up like Chris Brown in Stomp The Yard.

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It looks like our A’s Walkup Music Bracketology might need a playoff bracket. HHH or Stone Cold ? No wrong choice.

Apparently the entire Niners team watched the movie Don Jon this week, because nothing gets you pumped for Sunday Night Football like seeing Joseph Gordon-Levitt masturbate 30 times in 90 minutes.

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You too, Alshon? Just for the record, here’s a list of Alshon Jeffery’s last eight tweets… (I know he plays for the Bears)

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The only time Alshon logs in to Twitter is to tell his followers “God bless you,” or to urge them to watch Gordon-Levitt masturbate and see Scarlett Johansson’s curves (spoiler alert: you don’t even see her boobs).

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Apparently all the JGL “O” faces inspired Boobie.

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Woahh, Andrew. Let’s not get crazy here. An actual volcano with onions? Benihana’s NEVER does that.

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I think this is Anthony Dixon’s version of “God bless everyone have a nice day.”

Didn’t like the tweets this week? Want to see some new faces? Let us know who we should keep an eye out for.

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